"The Seven Commandments of the Single Girl: A Call to All-Too-Yielding Female Arms
1) Never allow a boy who has already rejected your love to keep on kissing your beautiful face.
2) Booty calls are about their needs. They’re not about spending time with you. Yours is an interchangeable vagina. They have two girls on back-up. You might even be the back-up’s back-up. Sorry.
3) Booty calls are not better than nothing. Reading a really good book is better than nothing. So is sleeping.
4) Never romanticize relationships. They are boring sometimes. And his snoring will keep you up. And there are awkward silences. And there are farts. Mostly his.
5) I don’t care what he looks like. Nothing is less attractive than a handsome man who doesn’t give half a shit about you.
6) If you’re waiting for him to leave his girlfriend or wife for you, you’re going to be waiting for a very long time. Same deal if you’re waiting for him to “be ready for a relationship.”
7) You are not a consolation prize."
2) Booty calls are about their needs. They’re not about spending time with you. Yours is an interchangeable vagina. They have two girls on back-up. You might even be the back-up’s back-up. Sorry.
3) Booty calls are not better than nothing. Reading a really good book is better than nothing. So is sleeping.
4) Never romanticize relationships. They are boring sometimes. And his snoring will keep you up. And there are awkward silences. And there are farts. Mostly his.
5) I don’t care what he looks like. Nothing is less attractive than a handsome man who doesn’t give half a shit about you.
6) If you’re waiting for him to leave his girlfriend or wife for you, you’re going to be waiting for a very long time. Same deal if you’re waiting for him to “be ready for a relationship.”
7) You are not a consolation prize."