piss off - you think YOU'RE cheap?

whenever i read articles about cheap outfits, and compare 'cheap with chic', i get unnecessarily angry.
please. $78 for a blazer? $60 for a beret? not likely. i think, someone needs to put my in one of these features... because let me tell you - i'll blow their socks off. $4 dresses, $6 flats, $15 pants... all in my wardrobe.
from toronto life

yes. i'm cheap. thrifty. whatever you want to call it. but why am i not in articles??