black is my new favourite colour

I've realized recently, that despite my longing to stay away from being a totally boring human being, I've compiled an entirely black wardrobe.
And while that is a GROSS overstatement… I certainly do own a large quantity of things that are black. And it makes me nervous.
However, that does not seem to sway me from wanting to:
A) buy only things that are black - at least I buy them with sequins and feathers included!!
B) drooling over entirely black outfits on dreamy clothing websites. Sessun black.